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Not a wig, it fell out. Could be dyed, which must have made a huge mess since he lives underwater.

Liberia’s Foreign Minister Sara Beysolow Nyanti told CNN that “there was no offense” from the Liberian president’s perspective and that “many people do not understand the linguistic borders or linguistic demography of the African continent.”

Undiplomatic translation: "We're used to Americans being ignorant as fuck."

It's never made sense.

Why is Mario still young when Cranky Kong, the original Donkey Kong, is old?

DK loves the bananas!

I can clearly envision medieval cats backing up and whipping their heads around trying to get out of the armor.

Because they changed the quote from first person pronouns ("I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt") to third-person pronouns, but didn't change the last one. Also, they spelled "stupid" wrong.

California is the Golden State. Florida's the Sunshine State.

It goes along with their idea that Jews are evil, but not so much their idea that they're weak and inferior. Ah well, fascism thrives on contradiction.

The right thing for the wrong reason.

Not a bug with fascism, a feature. Doesn't matter what they have to say or do, acquiring power is all that matters.

Superior Ping:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtIPhps12A

The profile view in the third panel is wrong, there are supposed to be 2 eyes on each side.

"Did my joke not land?"

"No, it's the 8 downvotes that are wrong."

Yet it got pulled. Clearly they were too dense to know what working as intended actually looked like.

Still gets to be a force ghost for some reason

For the puzzle part, sure, but not the humor. I like The Stanley Parable for that aspect.