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  • Invoking a cult leader as a martyr can only get you so far. I'm unconvinced there's anyone else likely to successfully take on the mantle of cult leader after him. I guess we'll see eventually.

  • Nobody else has the ability to be the cult leader that he is. But maybe they'll be entrenched enough that they don't need the cultists' support any more.

  • It won't be falling via a peaceful transfer of power. Voters made sure of that. However it happens, it will be violent.

  • We already had him in office for four years and it was a disaster. So what do these stupid fuckers do? VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN. I get the cultists who worship him doing that, they're thoroughly brainwashed, but there is NO excuse for anyone else to be surprised by this shit.

  • Nah, it's just not a great pun.

  • "Anubis" is the Greek version of his name, so it's probably pronounced something like AH-noo-beece, with the emphasis on the first syllable.

  • We really are. Those damn Puritans!

    This reminds me of an event my mom likes to recount: We moved to Germany when I was a kid. We went to a beach where other kids were running around naked. I looked around and immediately took my clothes off and ran across the beach.

  • This is a screenshot from a stage in Donkey Kong Country 2 called Bramble Blast. It's those plants.

  • "The willing horse is always overworked."

  • The real money is the dead Nazi you make along the way.

  • Their politics are just as evil, but they're not capable of being cult leaders. That alone is an improvement.

  • Will no one rid us of this turbulent president?

  • I guess Partners in Time would be when the time travel was discovered! Conveniently explains child Pauline as well, I suppose. Well, the "how," but not the "why."

  • Nintendo isn't consistent in their own games, so it doesn't matter either way. Mario and Luigi race with baby versions of themselves!

  • Oh, that's an American small.

  • Kinda figured it would be removed. Which is kind of funny since it's mentioned right there in the article.