samus12345 @ samus12345 @sh.itjust.works

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How much garlic would a gar lick if a gar could lick garlic?

And the "gar" in both "garlic" and the fish name originates from the Old English term for "spear."

Oh, it's a "he's handicapped" joke. Didn't get it at first because being able to use handicapped spaces isn't even close to being allowed to park wherever you want.

Yep, silicone spatulas are also a thing.

It walked so the Steam Deck could run.

Definitely perfected it.

If all you need is a cheap private place to sleep, it's ideal. It's only if you plan to spend any more time than that there that they suck.

Kinda dumb that these two are called the same thing. They're for very different use cases.

The "child cheater" is sometimes referred to as a rubber spatula to differentiate it.

Ah. Yes, they meant all the other discovered planets are.

"Yeah, what do I care about some dead poors? I'm getting re-elected regardless."

Likely yes. Good eye!

It's not. It's just named after dirt.

"How we envy you, envy you! Lucky humans, who can close your minds to the endless deeps of space! You have this thing you call... boredom? That is the rarest talent in the universe! We heard a song — it went 'Twinkle twinkle little star....' What power! What wondrous power! You can take a billion trillion tons of flaming matter, a furnace of unimaginable strength, and turn it into a little song for children! You build little worlds, little stories, little shells around your minds, and that keeps infinity at bay and allows you to wake up in the morning without screaming!”

Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

Urine-us

The poor ones do. The rich ones are well aware that they're protected from consequences.

Why does he bother saying things like this? He can just say "Fuck you all, you're going to re-elect me no matter what I do." And they will.

Meta AI will remember this

Yeah, but, you know, we're not like the Nazis were in their final days right now, so it's not a big deal.