samus12345 @ samus12345 @sh.itjust.works

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We really are. Those damn Puritans!

This reminds me of an event my mom likes to recount: We moved to Germany when I was a kid. We went to a beach where other kids were running around naked. I looked around and immediately took my clothes off and ran across the beach.

This is a screenshot from a stage in Donkey Kong Country 2 called Bramble Blast. It's those plants.

"The willing horse is always overworked."

The real money is the dead Nazi you make along the way.

Their politics are just as evil, but they're not capable of being cult leaders. That alone is an improvement.

Will no one rid us of this turbulent president?

I guess Partners in Time would be when the time travel was discovered! Conveniently explains child Pauline as well, I suppose. Well, the "how," but not the "why."

Nintendo isn't consistent in their own games, so it doesn't matter either way. Mario and Luigi race with baby versions of themselves!

Oh, that's an American small.

Kinda figured it would be removed. Which is kind of funny since it's mentioned right there in the article.

Yup! Notice the text in top left of the DKC manual:

Makes the DKC opening shot make more sense, doesn't it?

I've had 3 that were acquired that way. One's mother moved into our garage and had kittens (we kept one), one literally pushed the screen out of my upstairs bedroom window while I was sleeping to come in (scared the crap out of me - to be fair, we had fed her earlier, so she had some reason to assume she could let herself in), and the most recent was a kitten who yowled at my wife from a bush outside of where she worked until she found where he was and took him home. Definitely qualifies as "I live here now" because he was silent and calm on the drive home.

What a horrible thing to say!

If you reveal what your plan is it's less likely to succeed.

It's clearly not a genocide. I know this because the media has told me to reject the evidence of my eyes and ears. It seemed pretty final and essential.

Oh, also true.