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  • Please be The Onion, please be The Onion...

    Dammit.

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  • "The Ukraine" and "Kiev" were two outdated 80s terms I had to update in my head when the war started.

  • 4 years? Gonna be a long rest of our lives (until we die from lack of affordable healthcare or being put in gulags, anyway).

  • On Jan. 3rd, this will switch to a Republican senator saying the same thing, but the "extremist content" will be "woke."

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  • They can just wait it out until it becomes the corpo-friendly Dept. of Injustice on Jan. 20th.

  • Ah, okay, they covered their bases. But conservatives forget trans men exist all the time, so it's probably an afterthought.

  • Probably the deepest cut I've ever seen on The Simpsons.

  • Potential character names:

  • Skinner, with his crazy explanations

    Rogan believes with not a hint of reservations

    When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations

    There's no trouble in town tonight!

  • I wish Disney would make him canon.

    monkey's paw finger starts to curl

    ...AND ALSO KEEP HIS CHARACTER TRUE TO THE GAMES!

  • They should take them over and then deport all the gringos.

  • Washington and Oregon are basically Very Northern California.

  • And we pay them more money than we use for ourselves.

  • If it weren't mainly a rural vs. urban split, I'd be all for the fascists getting their own country to ruin. But we're too spread out to make it feasible.

  • Hating people is easy. Caring about them is (apparently) hard. Quicker, easier, more seductive is MAGA compared to being progressive.

  • McConnell is leaving office and very soon will be irrelevant. Sure, it's great that something was blocked before he's in office, but it doesn't tell us anything about what will happen after.