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A Loophole That Would Swallow the Constitution | If Donald Trump can disappear people to El Salvador without due process, he can do anything.

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  • Unfortunately, it's extremely American. We just thought we were better.

    • A Loophole That Would Swallow the Constitution | If Donald Trump can disappear people to El Salvador without due process, he can do anything.

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  • The country as we know it is lost regardless. Whether it collapses by despot or by bloody civil war, there's no going back to the ways things were.

    • A Loophole That Would Swallow the Constitution | If Donald Trump can disappear people to El Salvador without due process, he can do anything.

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  • The current fascist takeover proves it assumed too much good faith. Not an opinion, but a fact! Who knew giving only one branch the power to actually enforce things was a bad idea?

    • Pacu fish have teeth that look exactly like people’s. They evolved to chew nuts that fell into the water

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  • A partially eaten cooked Pacu fish.

    • Accurate

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  • Probably a bottom.

    • Dolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.

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  • May she be sent to Azkaban for the rest of her life.

    • Tesla Cybertruck is in crisis: new discounts and throttling down production

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    • Pure witchcraft!

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  • Just your bodies internal clock.

    • What's a cancelled game you really miss?

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  • To cancel something is to no longer do something at a future date. If the game was originally planned to exist in a year but no longer does, that meets the definition of cancelled. The OP question is strangely worded - how can you miss a game you were never able to play?

    • China calls bluff on 245% US tariff: 'Meaningless'

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  • "By then my lungs were aching for air!"

    • China calls bluff on 245% US tariff: 'Meaningless'

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  • "That's right, the turd goes in the SQUARE hole."

    • Pacu fish have teeth that look exactly like people’s. They evolved to chew nuts that fell into the water

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  • The food that can chew you back.

    • What's a cancelled game you really miss?

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  • If an online only game comes out and is shut down sooner than the developer intended, it's accurate to say it's been cancelled.

    • Accurate

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  • Wow, Bert's really short.

    • The red and white giant flying squirrel lives up to its name, as it can reach a length of over a meter

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  • That's a Pokemon

    • Mr Beast apologises after 'horrible' Las Vegas event

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  • Uncle Bob was far more convincing.

    • Aussie Fauna

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  • Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS-

    Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball.

    After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE.

    Albert scrambled up and pulled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them for his master to clamber free.

    HMM... Death picked up a book at random and read the cover. "DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA," he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29C, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.

    He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

    They waited.

    IT WOULD APPEAR THAT-

    "No, wait master. Here it comes."

    Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up an caught the single sheet of paper.

    He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.

    "May I?" said Albert. Death handed him the paper.

    "'Some of the sheep,'" Albert read aloud. "Oh, well. Maybe a week at the seaside'd be better, then."

    • Aussie Fauna

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  • Apparently they didn't get the memo.

    • California the 1st state to sue Trump administration over tariffs

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  • It will be a vote on whether to form a commission to look into the viability of existing as a separate country. I'll vote for it as a vote of no confidence in the federal government, but I know it will never happen. It will be bloody war leading to Balkanization or nothing.

    • God is a dick.

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  • Clearly it was made by Bethesda.