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sammytheman666 @ sammytheman666 @ttrpg.network
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A funny one though

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  • If you ask for a passif that isnt improvised then you decide in advance if they can find it and by whom.

    I like to ask for die rolls. Because its a die rolling game. If I want them to know something for free without the risk of them failing it I will use passives as an excuse

    • What kind of sad, lonely, pathetic idiot would ever join Chaos

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  • Sauce ?

    • A funny one though

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  • Players : we open the door Me : ok. How exactly are you proceeding ? Do you touch the handle ? Them fretting for a minute, doing a couple checks, and finally trying the handle Me : the door opens no problems Them : what happens ? Me : nothing special.

    Dont worry, I just do it once or twice per dungeon. It helps them remember to check the trapped doors.

    • Martials don't even get anything from a 5th level multiclass into another martial class

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  • Dont forget the dip in fighter in 5th that allows you to use action surge on a caster. So good its banned at the table I play at

    • Working for magic is for losers.

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  • Such an archievment deserves a shortcut for the offsprings.

    Plus a cascade of yomama jokes

    • "Let's split up and look for clues." 1 hour later

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  • What??

    • To be fair: the dragon possessing him is hiding it pretty well

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  • Im so hot right now. Please tell me she says which items she is using too

    • "Let's split up and look for clues." 1 hour later

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  • A special group of youtubers redid the entire manga series up to a point with voice actors and it's funny as fuck. For example, Mr. Popo is now a chtuluesk entity that is way stronger than anyone and doesn't give a fuck about anyone's safety. Try "Mr popo abridged" and enjoy

    • "Let's split up and look for clues." 1 hour later

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  • Ahh so that thing you aaid is from naruto. Makes sense

    • Let the DM finish talking....or else

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  • I am with this 99 % of the time. I have met the 1% DM sadly. He simply never shuts up to let his polite players input ideas

    • Let the DM finish talking....or else

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  • Say it looks like an oversized kitten. But use the blockstat of the mindflayer

    • "Let's split up and look for clues." 1 hour later

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  • Care to elaborate ? Im curious

    • "Let's split up and look for clues." 1 hour later

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  • I dont know, the redneck in episode 1 sold me

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  • There are worms

    Then dirt

    Then players that split up

    • "Let's split up and look for clues." 1 hour later

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  • Yeah but the version of DBZ abrieged. Which I hoghly recommand as its funny as fuck

    • Please don't kill my plot hook

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  • You can hold your breath. It takes under a minute :)

    • When it's time to wrap up the session.

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  • Come on, we all know muscles are in fact parasites making you an asshole like Venom.

    /s

    • When it's time to wrap up the session.

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  • Thank fuck ! Here I was wondering if Konsi would die of snu snu

    • When it's time to wrap up the session.

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  • NGH...

    • Filly filly hole, filly filly hole

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  • Leaf lovers man.