Ya know... I thought about that later, too. Not sure about intentionally getting married to someone with a last name that fits your profession, though.
The article title is a little misleading - the tadpoles of this frog don't poop because they're only in a small amount of water and they'd quickly foul it if they pooped frequently like other animals. Instead, they wait until they start to become frogs, then they safely poop outside of their spawning pools.
Top left sign in the photo was translated as well into "body utensils" lol