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  • Working Boots?

  • Exactly. It's not working to put them all in jail, they just grow back. When they get adequate alternatives it'll slow down eventually, but there's no money in that, right?!

  • She actually did her best entertaining the children, the people who organized it were the lazy, greedy shitheads.

  • Yeah. I smoke weed and "forget" to eat. It's infinitely more probable that I go on a mission and stuff myself with the shittiest food in human history for hours, then instantly regretting it, so I have to smoke more weed. You see where this is going?

  • Just don't consume that shite anymore. Discover graphic novels for example. Thousands of stunning ones out there. Ever heard of the "Metabaron" series? Or build your own little wood workshop and enjoy Japanese hand tools. Read or hear some Lovecraft. Get a 3D printer. Anything.

  • Pretty fly for a liz guy

  • Zen

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  • Oh they apparently didn't experience the real diarrhea shitting, it's so Zen when your body wants to turn itself inside out for so long that you don't feel anything anymore. And the feeling after it as if you were raped with a continent. So Zen.

  • We crazy people.

  • 2 slices of spelt bread, toasted, ( the real one, not colored wheat), miracle whip with a dash of German mustard, thin roasted pork, real Dutch Gouda, thin slice, a bit of salad (optionally with a few thin pieces of beetroot), 2 small tomatoes on the side with good salt and a bunch of mixed freshly ground pepper (red, white, black) on the tomatoes, comes with it a large cacao. There you go.

  • That weird thing called "intuition". I know, I know. But there is something. That feeling before the shit hits the fan. Or the dice WILL fall right this time, not because you wish it, it just will. Maybe an accumulation of(partly) subconscious processes.

  • I never liked "curb your enthusiasm" but imo we need every comedian in these crazy times. May he RIP.

  • "Social" media is dying, these 2 or so generations will be looked upon partly curious partly estranged in the future, I'd like to believe things regulate themselves through chaos. And I'm curious how and to what it will transform. Too slow, so much is certain. It's all so painfully slow until the celebrity voyeurs and TV substituters get it at last.

  • I'm in my mid 40s and many of my cutlery had names. I'm not kidding. There's Mack, the knife. Then there's "gitty", a fork from git. There's "Hulk", my favorite mother-of-Pearl egg spoon (from "spoony god", got it?!?), another fork named "cleetus", another knife called "Aragorn", a huge serving spoon called "Schaffer" (a German thing, from "schaffen", getting it done), an old knife called Emily (cause it's blunt), a fork called "Becki" from Bakelite, it's end of made from it (no dishwasher for Becki, ever), a 2 prong fork called "Chris", from Christopher Pike, the star Trek captain, "butters" the butter knife, "Ichi", the Japanese crazy Sharp straight knife, regularly sharpened on "Neil" and "Kappa", the diamond and the water stone and the list goes on and on. Don't ask about the other stuff, like "Wicket", the electric wok. E-wok. Right. That one. I guess, it became kind of a hobby.

  • You should know that cats periodically going through a change on their ability to taste things. Even their subjective smelling slightly (!) changes.

    Nah, complete BS, made it up. They're just assholes without cause. Like them anyways. Or maybe because of that. Yeah. The last thing.

  • I actually loved the game, really tried the 100%. I didn't understand why so many people smashed it so hard, was a nice game.

  • Oh yeah! I wanted a small RC helicopter, quite simple thing, never got one. I remembered that a few years ago & really got into pov drones. Another consideration was the factual impossibility for me to get a real pilots licence. So I took the cheap road. My wife's opinion may vary.

  • Oh, you even breathe in shit. Nevermind the carpet.