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Sagrotan
Sagrotan @ sagrotan @lemmy.world
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Im not crazy, you're crazy.

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  • I don't know why I'm thinking this right now (I woke up 3 minutes ago and sitting on the shitter) but wouldn't it be cool if the socks have a profile that kinda clicks into the same negative profile in the sandals? If the socks are right, it would be like non-slipping sandals... Gotta need a coffee.

    • I can fix them

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  • Ok, why should you want a relationship with an aged boxer who some people refer to as "a bum"?

    • Goodbye grandpatato joe

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  • Just let it sleep. LET IT SLEEEEP 😴💤

    • Dope charizard

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  • Hm. Not even a black lotus. Wrong game. No wonder there wasn't anymore space on the door.

    • Friends forever

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  • And Mr. Krabs. He's got a collection! Oh, and Lord Helmet! And generic engineers. And Jolenes. Hey, that's escalating here...

    • Salmon

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  • And why am I colorblind? It's orange, u fish!

    • What kind of science is this?

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  • Ok. After staring 2 minutes on the image and asking myself what's wrong with the sushi/shrimp/soy sauce/chopsticks ... I - at last - got it. Oooof.

    • Wow, I'm going to be popu-

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  • Elmo just gooooooes

    • Tits I say.

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  • Long Tailed Tit. Yep. That's my ol' lady. (I'm not allowed to say the other thing)

    • A coffee a day

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  • It's like that apple, as long as you can pitch like Randy Johnson, no doctor will come near you in 100 yards...

    • Stop Making Me Do This (Charlie talks about the site formerly known as Twitter again)

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  • TAFKAT, the app formerly known as Twitter

    • Cologne church staff used work devices to view porn

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  • Why not? As long as it's not too much, let them. I don't see the problem, as long as it's tasteful catholic porn and not that protestant-lutheranian trash.

    • WHO’s first traditional medicine summit splits opinions

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  • But: WHO's on the first base. So I heard, at least.

    • SanDisk Extreme SSDs are “worthless,” multiple lawsuits against WD say

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  • After I lost 1TB of family photos, videos and documents a few years ago I never used and will never use any western digital products again. Simple as that. I'm still a bit grumpy about it, but my own fault to rely on just one hard drive, since that occurrence I mirror everything I wanna keep at least 2 times automatically.

    • StarLite Mk V is a Linux tablet with Intel N200, 16GB RAM and a keyboard cover - Liliputing

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  • Paid 200 for an old surface, it literally races with arch. No problems whatsoever. But libreboot would be nice.

    • What is a product you'll pay a little more for?

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  • Tools. Life's too short to work with shit. Knifes. Bikes. Shoes. Same reason.

    • What is something you can’t have just one of?

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  • Toffifee. It's a german thing I guess, hellish tasty.

    • What is something you can’t have just one of?

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  • They do. Awful. Much much too sweet, no real aroma, bah

    • Today we learnt...

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  • Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should've seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.

    • Whats a hobby/craft that you wouldn't expect that has an incredibly high ceiling either monetarily or in sheer skill?

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  • Woodworking and collecting old tech. Both my hobbies / crafts, both started very cheap and very little, today in my workshop there's upwards 60k only in machines, not counting the tools, if you want to have a working computer from the 60s or even 50s, you'll pay. And pay and pay. My advice: collect old cars. Or yachts. Cheaper :)