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  • The Sims 3. I had to figure out how to disable OneDrive backup for my Documents folder, because Sims 3 insists on keeping your saves there, and somehow everything breaks if OneDrive tries to sync them. Previously I had given in and let OneDrive sync everything because Win11 nags you if you try to avoid it.

    I also have to fiddle with processor affinity to get the game to launch, for some reason.

    It still crashes a lot.

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  • World of Warcraft is probably still in the lead even though I stopped playing years ago. It would be in the thousands of hours, which dwarfs anything else I've played.

  • They said he had a gun, but a) I'm not convinced of the accuracy of techniques like striation matching which are used to determine whether a bullet was fired by a specific gun, and b) it could have been planted by the police, even if it was the murder weapon (they might have found it in NYC, lied about not finding it, and then planted it on their preferred suspect to construct an evidentiary link where none existed).

  • The evidence against him appears to be that the guy who murdered the CEO might have similar eyebrows to Luigi Mangione, but it's hard to tell from the security video. There's nothing else that puts him at the scene. They can say it's him all they want, but they'll have to reveal some better evidence if they want us to believe it.

  • There's one in the living room of my mom's house in Texas.

  • If you search for "poker" on PEGI's site, it seems that many games which are actually about simulated gambling are rated 12 or 16. They seem to think Balatro is more likely to expose children to realistic gambling than, say, Prominence Poker or Pure Hold'em World Poker Championship, which seems completely bizarre, given that those games are about playing poker and Balatro is a fancy kind of solitaire with no betting.

  • This is the part I can't figure out. It's not just indie games: ages ago, Pokémon dropped the casinos from their games specifically to avoid having their age rating bumped in NA and EU. So clearly they sometimes account for gambling in side content. But somehow other franchises have kept them in, and aren't suffering.

    Does it just depend on whether or not the particular person assigned to review your game is a hardass about particular things?

  • The difference engine was the source of all our ills!

  • I thought our eyes worked by projecting some kind of energy beam that scanned objects, like how Superman's X-ray vision is sometimes drawn.

  • The patent isn't about the balls, it's about the summoning controls, and it seems broad enough to cover any controls that use a control stick together with buttons to aim a device for summoning a character. It is ridiculously over-broad, and part of a grand tradition of software patents being granted that are more akin to patenting "the idea of doors" than "a specific design for a doorknob."

    That's why the new control is "press button to summon next to you," it doesn't use the stick and thereby avoids the patent. It's also ass because it doesn't let you aim the summon, but it is hard to envision a control system for aiming summons that doesn't use a stick and buttons and also doesn't suck.

  • This change is actually really annoying. Being able to summon Pals far from you was great in fights so that you wouldn't both be in range of the same AoE, and some Pals like Croajiro have have skills that benefit from being able to decide where you place them (Croajiro can act as a launch pad to help you gain height in the early game before you have a flying Pal saddle).

    I was cautiously optimistic for Pokémon Legends Z-A but I'm definitely skipping it now, fuck off Nintendo.

  • I think the patent is about controls more than about the balls, the mechanic would have to work very differently in order to not fall afoul of it. Like maybe if you had to go to the spot and place a mark there, or something, instead of aiming with the control stick, but that would be too clunky to use most of the time.

  • "Original" as in it has original ideas, or "original" as in it's not part of an established franchise? If it's the latter, I saw The Wild Robot in theaters. It was okay. A bit by-the-numbers, and I'm not sure everything made total sense, but it's a kid's movie so that was to be expected.

    If the former, then, uh... Problemista? Also in theaters. I really liked that one.

  • Just scroll past it? I just assume it's going to be wrong anyway.

  • I think I'm part of the Terraria crowd (I play through it basically every time there's a big content update, at least) and I think the patience argument has a lot of merit even with games like Terraria. If you were only going to play through Terraria once, waiting longer would mean you got to play through more content. For people with limited time to game, I think it makes a lot of sense to focus on games that have had more time to build up features so that they get a more complete experience.

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  • I liked healing in MMOs when all I had to do was click healthbars to fill them up. Other people did all the hard work of actually fighting monsters, and I got loot!

    Now MMOs want to make healers "interesting" so that more people will play them, and this means I have to contend with actual mechanics and sometimes even deal damage. Sorry, my brain does not multitask, I'm simply not cut out for this anymore. :P

  • If you need someone to remember completely useless trivia like Pokémon type matchups and the years of video game releases, I'm your guy.

    If you want me to remember what I ate yesterday, I couldn't tell you. If you want me to remember what cities I visited on my trip to Europe two years ago, I'd literally have to look at my notes; the specifics of my autobiographical memory, even for major events, quickly dissolve into a blur of impressions and images.

    Once my boss, looking for someone to blame for some infraction, asked me "Did you work yesterday?" I couldn't recall what I'd done the day before, so I started to "umm" while I thought about the schedule and tried to remember if I'd already had my days off that week, but I couldn't bring it to mind... so I had to admit that I didn't know. My boss said, disbelieving, "You don't remember if you worked yesterday!?" I said, "You know, the days all blur together..." and he just shook his head and walked off to bother someone else.

  • In Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, the world is ending, and the 13-day timer is very real. You basically get told "do as much as you can before the world ends" and let loose. So there's urgency AND side questing.

    And of course you have the opportunity to spend that time doing things that are completely irrelevant to making progress, like collecting silly outfits and forcing Lightning to wear them so that Hope can laugh at her.

  • If it's to avoid clipping, then something is badly wrong in the older game, where the person walks inside a bunk bed, lies down, then sinks all the way through the bed before rising up to slightly levitate above it!

    Although in that case the idea of a margin might make sense, since at the end they're only barely above the bed. In the new game they're in the right place at first, and then rise up like a foot and a half above the bed once the player approaches them...