It's for this reason I'd actually support a few dems, either safe or from moderate districts crossing the aisle to help. McCarthy is an ass, but he was willing to be an adult (mind you 5 seconds from too little too late) to get this done and I'd rather him than the alternative during the next 45 days.
Besides, it's a wonderful opportunity to neuter the freedom cocks.
That's why I always introduce a good bit of entropy to my shopping patterns:
Enter and go straight to produce
Spend 20 minutes examining eggplants
Walk up and down 5 aisles pausing exactly the square of the aisle number in seconds.
Grab a box of tampons
Grab what I need as quickly as possible
Return tampons
Checkout and leave
Somewhere a marketing team is spending hours trying to figure out how to improve the conversion rates for tampons and eggplants for customers in my demo.
We're in Manhattan right now and have been trying to get an Uber/Lyft/Taxi home to Brooklyn for over an hour now. Any train that would get us close is suspended. $80... ouch
Yup, we're only at 12, but a look is enough, we're usually thinking the same thing.
But the other additional one, three squeezes, hands, or whatever can be touched without being obvious, is I love you. Seems sweet, but most often used when one of us is getting pissed off (at something/someone else, not each other).
Most I've seen haven't even gotten that far. They hear "neutrality", think it has something to do with the Fairness Doctrine, and panic that they might have to step outside the echo chamber.
I use it too, but came here to list it as my stupidly slow app also. You literally own AWS, how can a search for "Black T-shirt" take 40 seconds to load?! If you're going to be an evil corporate monopoly at least be quick about it.
In a highly unprecedented move, Speaker McCarthy has opted for trial by combat...