"I was going to have my teeth whitened, but then I said 'Fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead." - Mitch Hedberg
I just use the whitening toothpaste but I don't really notice a difference after using it for a couple of years now. I just keep it since I'm so used to it now.
I hardly use my Sonos speakers now since the big update. I just replay what I have in the queue and hope it doesn't fail to connect.
I have a couple of older drives used to back up photos and MP3s. They're mirrored in case one falls. I transferred my optical media to those drives just for accessibility but the discs are still in my garage somewhere. Lol
"Srontgorrth" by Nagelfar. If you really want to expand your horizon. Lol