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  • Mastodon ain’t any better.

  • The owners and staff of Lupa pizza in Norwich are so revolted by the Hawaiian that they have reluctantly added the topping to their delivery menu but only with the eye-watering price tag.

    I can guarantee you this restaurant sucks.

  • Everyone still on Twitter is part of the problem.

  • If I might add: Jump out of bed the moment your timer goes off. No 8 timers to wake up bullshit. Just one. When it rings -> you’re already on your way to the bathroom.

    It’s kinda inhumane the first few times but the shock will wake you up. You will be too preoccupied with shivering and can’t feel like shit.

  • Life ehm…finds a way.

  • Just when I accepted the fact that we live in a joke timeline, things had to get worse.

  • Nope. It was a „fully functioning“ version of Pokémon. Not an emulated one, super simplistic and it ran like ass, obviously something tinkered together by a fan, but still a version of it. The TI-84 Plus CE even had the GB Color versions on them fully emulated.

    Sadly the TI-84 Plus CE only became the standard right after we graduated.

  • When I got this kind of message I immediately blocked them. Even if it wasn’t a bot, you do not start a conversation with “Hello” and wait for an answer.

  • If you never sat around in class playing Pokémon on your TI-84 Plus after you finished your math exam earlier than the rest, you have no idea what true power feels like.

  • Fighting the good fight 🫡

  • To be fair: The boomers still crawling on Facebook can be considered dead in some way.

  • Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

  • Are you saying I get my very own trailer house? Woah! Look at me! House owner extraordinaire 🧐

  • Which one is jinx?

  • Ah yes. Ranni. Known for being goth.

  • I will eat all the cookies.

    I will drink all the beer.

    I will eat all the ham.

    I will fall into a food coma.

    And when I have a tummy ache I will receive the belly rubs.

  • Anything Anime. Used to watch a lot of it. Every now and then, when I get a recommendation, I still check some out. But holy hell, I will never again engage with any community. Never seen anything so toxic, standoffish and whiny at the same time.

  • Fuck me, I really want to play Dino Crisis once again.

  • “You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it.”

  • Fair point.