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  • If you want me to be perfectly honest I’m not thrilled that essentially my vote for Biden in the primaries isn’t going to count - that does rub me the wrong way. But fuck it, idgaf let’s go Kamala! Rebpublicans can take their fake outrage at gtfo.

  • But cookie monsters love of cookies is pure and good. Like the way tom bombadil loves Goldberry.

  • Meh, amateur. Didn’t check the PCR reaction on a gel first. Also didn’t add DNA ligase.

  • Frodo: it’s some kind of elvish. I cannot read the fiery letters.

    Gandalf: There are few who can. It is written in the language of Mordor which I will not utter here. In the language of men it says PC LOAD LETTER.

    Frodo: PC LOAD LETTER? Wtf does that mean?

  • Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!

  • King King ki-king king…

  • Whether this winds up being true or not, you’ve made my day just a bit better with your optimism. Thanks my dude.

  • Ok I guess but my question is why would Iran want to kill Trump? They may be antagonistic but they’re not dumb. They will be far better off with trump in office not that I want that.

  • Going off of memory, in The Hobbit Gandalf talks about Glamdring amd Orchrist, two swords they get from the trolls, and describes them as “forged in Gondolin during the goblin wars”. Sting came from the same troll horde and it’s assumed that it was a dagger made for an elvish prince.

  • This actually works. It managed to boot Debian on an iPad Air. It’s really slow though.

  • No mixed feelings at all. I am unequivocally sad that we lost Richard Simmons today 😢😢😢

  • NO SHIT. jeezus h christ NY Times tell us something we don't know.

  • VW ID.4 is not perfect but comes close to what you're asking for. also qualifies for full US tax credit. yes it integrates a bunch of stuff into the touch screen. But in terms of "fancy functions" it doesn't really have much except CarPlay/Android Auto.

  • The problem is that the cops are on their side.

  • Underrated comment right here

  • Ikr? I fucking love fried chicken and watermelon but they had to go and ruin it for the rest of us.

  • Easy fix: marriage will become mandatory. Checkmate, libtards!

  • Geez, has this dude never watched a crime drama before? If you’re gonna be doing bad shit at LEAST get a burner phone. 🙄🙄🙄