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He ran out of the need to hold elections

inb4 grapist

oh, no, wait, that was the other one

"Have fun!" he added.

Well? Are you having fun yet?

Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably-priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!

How do they rise up, rise up high?

I'm beginning to feel there's a fundamental disconnect between the vocabulary of everyday people and the words journalists use. I can only imagine how the dialogue goes around a journalist's house.

"Honey, have you heard about the Winstons?"
"No, why?"
"Fred from accounting SLAMMED they're planning to move to Wisconsin."
"Oh, I see. Did you GRILL him about where exactly they'd be going?"
"Yeah, I HAMMERED him with questions until he MELTED down. IN TEARS, he SCREAMED at me, 'Yeah, somewhere near Madison.'"
"...screamed?"
"You know... politely."

Downvote, bait. This headline is insulting even to my meager intelligence.

Back atcha :)

It's a FUCKING NAZI SALUTE, YOU FECKLESS MILQUETOAST SCUMBAGS.

How HARD would it have been to write "STEVE BANNON ALSO MAKES NAZI SALUTE AT CONSERVATIVE CONFERENCE"?

God, this shit makes me so fucking angry.

Child molesters and people who talk at the theater

I'm pretty sure he's on Ozempic now.

Hello, may I acquaint you with our lord and saviour, Artificial Intelligence?

Edit: That came across way more flippant than I'd intended it to be; I apologize. Yeah, I've noticed it too, you're not alone.

I'm a software guy, so I'm gonna go with 'free compilers.' Back when every company was keeping their secret sauce close to their chest, RMS turned around and released gcc for free. That was... new, to say the least. It paved the way for much of the software you see eating the world today.

The FEC under direct order of the president? What could possibly go wrong?

This whole week has been fucking bonkers, I'll tell you what. It's Project 2025 in full fucking swing; the entire country is off Medicaid (or maybe not); all grant money is frozen (or maybe not); half the populace is to be deported (or maybe not)c and now this. Or maybe not. It'll obviously be challenged in the courts.

The true essence of a dictatorship is in fact not its regularity but its unpredictability and caprice; those who live under it must never be able to relax, must never be quite sure if they have followed the rules correctly or not.

---Christopher Hitchens

I would have thought people worldwide had learned after Brexit that a vote on national sovereignty is not a proper avenue for trolling, but alas.

Thanks for adding it back in :)

We shouldn't have killed the fucking gorilla, man.

Source.

Next time, OP, don't just post a picture and a quote with no attribution.

W-we did? What did we do this time?

Inevitably, they all channel Dr. Horrible.

The world's a mess and I just... need to rule it.