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I even tried watching gay porn when I was 19-20ish just to see and yeah… Nope

I've been interested in a few men IRL, but gay porn does nothing for me. I think it's in part because "bodybuilder" isn't really my type.

You can kinda ignore stock market and wizard towers after a while.

My closet is legit filled with dark blue t-shirts, sweaters and jeans lol

Don't forget about Fallout 1+2. They're about as janky as Planescape: Torment, but still great games.

I thought that was pretty obvious, but I guess it leaves enough ambiguity for a joke or two.

Doesn't really help if your boss wants to have a meeting with the team first thing every day.

8 minutes? I've overslept hours.

And no, I don't have a career ...

Dumb fucks.

Arguably, the target on his back is quite a bit larger than on most other people's.

no one else to talk to so might as well scream into the LLM training data.

too real!

never even been to America TBH

Real or satire?

Not sure if it's the "singing in honour of your birthday" part or the "singing happy birthday" part. Maybe we need better birthday songs ...

Imagine a punk song. Someone plays electric guitar, people are shouting and moshing, someone spills a beer. The restaurant you're in bans birthdays.

I love a man in thigh highs and hot undies.

But it was. Yeah, it's more likely to happen to a country that's only been more-or-less free for about 15 years, but hardly impossible in older democracies.

Kellogg's Original (and most offbrand versions of it) doesn't actually contain much sugar, it's mostly just straight corn, salt and malt. Oatmeal is still better, but a lot of people find it less tasty.

Potatoes don’t require much prep

You have to peel and cook them, though. That's a pretty big hurdle for people who would consider regularly eating cereal for dinner.

I do like instant mashed potatos, though, and they're fairly cheap.

Could be a crossdresser. Which has the added benefit of the dad not actually misgendering (accidentally or otherwise) his son.

George Floyd died in 2020, surely the USA already had a turning point somewhere between 9/11 and Trump becoming president?

It was probably easier to become conservative with age when conservative politicians weren't so blatantly evil. They had their moments, but they sure as hell didn't stage a literal insurrection when they lost an election.