I like both those ideas but also what comrade Red Wizard said in their comment. Especially sending users to communism101 when in bad standing with the grad credit score lol
If I had to pick between those 3, I would probably go with the Glove80. I've just really liked that board since the guy that made it first posted early pics.
If you can solder and are willing to go with a smaller thumb cluster, look into a Sofie or Lily58 kit. That would be cheaper by far but I get why someone wouldn't want to go that route too.
Sharing this to my commie discord. It's a bit morbid but I always find these comparisons so fascinating.