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  • It is the 41st Millennium.

    For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

    Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden's fault.

  • 🎵Journalist caught me on Signal (It wasn't me)

    He saw me schemin' on Yemen (It wasn't me)

    Even list of ordinance (It wasn't me)

    He even caught me on a screenshot (It wasn't me)

    He saw the bombs dropping on Sanaa (It wasn't me)

    Heard the words the CIA told me (It wasn't me)

    Late night host laughter getting louder (It wasn't me)

    Shouldn't have drunk that vodka!🎶

  • That's Noob Saibot. To unlock him you need to:

    • Choose Pete Hegseth as your P1 character
    • Immediately before the first round begins (the instant the “Fight!” prompt is about to appear), hold the following buttons simultaneously: Back + Low Punch + Low Kick + High Punch + Block.

  • But he's kind of right, isn't he? Xavier Musk did die, and Vivian Wilson was born.

    Is Elon a pro-trans activist and his recent slide to the far-right has just been a meticulously orchestrated plan to get him embedded in the Trump White House?... probably not, more likely it was the ketamine talking.

  • The "international rules-based order no longer exists (maybe it never really existed on the first place). International law isn't murky here, it's crystal clear: Israel is committing (yet another) war crime, they're not even trying to hide it, and the US, the UK, Australia, and a number of other "western democracies" are just looking the other way.

  • Apple seeds contain cyanide. You'd have to crush and eat anywhere from 150 to a few thousand seeds for it to be fatal though. I'm sure that hasn't stopped authors from using it before.

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  • I have a friend who works as a civilian in Defense. Everyone has to acquire and maintain the highest level of security clearance to keep their jobs, and travel to certain overseas countries is verboten because of the risk of foreign intelligence "honeypots".

    Apparently, a senior engineer took a holiday to China 3 months before retirement and didn't even take the most basic precautions such as keeping quiet about his job and security clearance, so of course he got honey-potted.

    He reported it when he got home and his security clearance was pulled, "No big deal, I'm retiring".

    The Chinese said they'd tell his employer what happened, "Go ahead, I already did", and his wife, "I'm not married". 😂