root_beer @ root_beer @midwest.social

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Have to have one first to have more than one

Fair, seems like the common sense strat to take, but we know that they operate totally free and unencumbered from that

He also gets big mad because he struggles to remember where he wrote the combination (it’s 1-2-3, beeteedubs) to the safe where he keeps them

Blame that on the people who choose to have the cameras aimed at her, not TSwift herself

What could they possibly offer to win her loyalty? We know where she stands on reproductive rights and while it may be a single issue, it’s an enormous single issue for a significant portion of the electorate.

A movement to repeal the 19th amendment is rumbling underground, and Amy Coney Barrett will lead the way*

…I’m joking, but am I? Am I really?

*just as Thomas will be the one to write the leading argument to overturn Loving v. Virginia

Sumo pose (or extra-bowlegged cowboy I guess) also works, as does upright fetal position while walking only on tips of big toes

I doubt the average Swiftie is willing to decapitate a family member, yes

[sure, that guy is seriously mentally ill but it’s a very low bar for those people]

Dammit if I’d just looked one centimeter down I’d have avoided making the same comment

Perfectly. Legal. Thrill.

Pragmatism and nuance are for bigots and fascists, vote third party

[edit] /s, christ-a-mighty

How in the blue hell do transparents have children in the first place????? I bet they steal them from good Christian parents and groom them to be woke!!!!! Like for a hallelujah, share for a amen!,!!

Have you ever considered that, at that late in the term, most of those mothers wanted their babies but had to abort to survive or because the fetus was already either dead or may as well have been? You talk like they’re just wantonly killing babies (just to spite men for some reason) because, idk, this is the future liberals want, drink blood, hail gay satan, whatever

Some have two or more, but in nearly all cases, they’re women. Makes u think

My wife and I have put many IKEA pieces together over the years, and she got her license at age 24 after I taught her to drive stick. We’ve been together 24 years, this coming Friday.

Similarly, my wife and I married at ages 23 and 22, respectively, just over twenty years ago. Altogether, we’ll have been by each other’s side for 24 years this Friday (a date I consider more important than our elopement anniversary) and I can’t imagine anyone else by my side on this stupid, cruel journey around the sun.

I don’t miss the constant carping on Reddit about reposts for this very reason, not everyone is online 25/7

Maybe he’s Sean Astin (adoptive dad John Astin, originally presumed bio-dad Desi Arnaz Jr., real bio-dad Michael Tell, and stepdad Michael Pearce; he refers to them as his four dads and is close with all of them)

His neck flaps?