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  • Greetings friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

  • Sup my broski! All I do is shenanigans! Ordered two nachos and one bean burrito at Taco Bell instead of the other way around 😂 how's it going!!

  • Yeah I wish I had a texting buddy that I could talk to about something

  • People can hold contradictory beliefs at the same time

  • I love her. Thank you.

  • She always wants another treat

  • I love the name mushi

  • I need to come up with a creative username. But you are correct.

  • I'm a bit of a mess. Why don't you eat something if you're hungry?

  • What will I do with my life during that downtime?

  • are you feeling better yet? How is your fever?

  • Get well soon đŸ€’

  • MAGA = More Arizonans Growing Alfalfa (for Saudi Arabia)

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Dad has the chops to be a project manager.

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    can't wait

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    gotta give them a few hours

    News @lemmy.world

    Diddy's LA home raided by Homeland Security

    News @lemmy.world

    Detective wore wig and posed as victim to catch US scammer who stole gold bars

    News @lemmy.world

    Girl grabs deputy’s gun in sheriff’s Industry station and shoots herself, authorities say

    memes @lemmy.world

    NOT THE TEA

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Your silly warning cannot stop me

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    soft

    News @lemmy.world

    Minneapolis just called Uber’s bluff — other cities must follow their lead

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    traslation: i made that bug 15 years ago and have been waiting for it to matter.

    linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    Follow me for more linux tips and tricks

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Brits: Salt is a spice

    memes @lemmy.world

    right as rain after that

    memes @lemmy.world

    It took so many hours

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Wait I didn't mean it like that

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Every damn time.

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I brought my own!

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Relief