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robocall @ robocall @lemmy.world
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They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!

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  • You have a pet human? Is that like a sex thing?

    • They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!

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  • Rumor has it, if you say, "deny, defend, depose" in your phone 3 times, you'll get charged with terrorism too. Hopefully you're an American citizen or else it's off to Guantanamo bay for you.

    • But can we still also get blackjack and hookers?

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  • it's all good as long as it's not publicly traded

    • how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone?

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  • 16 hours of brown noise

    • Luigi Mangione indicted on murder and terror-related charges in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

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  • Oh jeez, I need all the help I can get. Thanks again. Follow me for more errors!

    • Luigi Mangione indicted on murder and terror-related charges in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

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  • Thanks. I love trail mix.

    • Shock poll: 41 percent of young voters find killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO acceptable

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  • TIL: I am the 41%

    • Charging Luigi with terrorism is part of a broader plan to infiltrate in circles where people expressed no sympathy for the CEO.

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  • America will cheer wildly when the next CEO is assassinated. They'll settle for an unsuccessful assassination attempt.

    • Help

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  • You don't! 😊

    • how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone?

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  • You are this way because you are maintaining professionalism. Your coworker is being unprofessional by over sharing. Set your boundaries fast and firm.

    • US Department of Homeland Security Says China, Russia, Iran, and Israel Are Spying on People in US with SS7

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  • Somebody start selling SS7 protection pendants online ASAP

    • 12 dead at a ski resort in Georgia from possible carbon monoxide poisoning

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  • Project zomboid taught me to never turn on a gas generator indoors

    • Luigi Mangione charged with healthcare CEO's murder

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  • Boo! 👎

    • 'Y'all are so f**king unserious': Americans blast Congress for prioritizing bill to make bald eagle the national bird

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  • Chicken nuggets

    • Libertarian Capitalist

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  • Isn't that just Anarcho capitalism?

    • 'Y'all are so f**king unserious': Americans blast Congress for prioritizing bill to make bald eagle the national bird

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  • It would have been cooler if congress lowered the age to qualify for Medicare by one day.

    • Sovereign citizen.

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  • The technicalities are incredibly important. If you mess up one word, they can get you. Learn from this person's mistakes.

    • Project Zomboid - Build 42 Unstable Released

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  • I'm currently playing a character that's been alive for nearly 6 months. My fridge is full of fish and I'm only like a level 5 on fishing. Won't need to learn hunting for awhile but this will be great for characters that reside further away from a body of water.

    • TIL of the 2013 Cannes heist, in which a solo thief managed to break into a poorly guarded room and snatched a suitcase containing 72 pieces of jewellry worth $136 million

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  • I imagine he'd either cut them into smaller gems, losing most of their value. Or sell them to a 3rd world dictator, or a shady billionaire that no one pays much attention towards.

    • Connolly defeats Ocasio-Cortez to lead Democrats on Oversight panel

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  • Ah, the familiar feeling of disappointment by the Democrats