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  • Many of the cutesy cartoony traps in Home Alone would have absolutely killed the bandits in real life.

  • Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named "shitpost" a kitten wanders into traffic.

  • Haha, I'll keep that option in mind for next time!

  • The Staten Island Ferry is such an awesome ride, though. It's free and goes past beautiful views of the skylines and the Statue of Liberty.

    I live in New York City, and when I'm hosting or hanging with visitors from out of town I always take them to ride the ferry to Staten Island and back if I can.

  • Is it a thing at ski places to just ride the ski lifts up and down? I have no desire to ski ever, but I've always wanted to try one of those things.

  • The one pro to Google Authenticator is that its icon looks like a little clenched sphincter, so when prompted for a 2FA code I can say some variation of "well, time to pull a code from the asshole..."

  • CRAB BATTLE!!!

  • Give it to us raw, and wriggling!

  • Dya like dags?

  • If you buy hamburger in bulk you get a better price, but once you open that package you have to either use it all at once (not easy for every household) or watch the leftovers go bad unless you portion out and freeze it like this.

  • This is the way.

    My spouse and I make different amounts, but also have different debt situations. We ran all our numbers and each contribute to the joint accounts based on our ability and needs, and in that way we share our living expenses and build collective savings while still having our own separate accounts for our individual spending. Neither of us is policing the other, we can each buy within our means and maintain our individual financial freedom while also tracking and taking care of our shared responsibilities and savings together.

  • Can confirm. My marriage to my amazing spouse is the most wonderful gift my life has ever had and lifts me up like nothing else. My past relationship with an abusive partner nearly destroyed me.

  • "Guys I just hooked up my new set of 5.1 speakers and I'm getting a little buzzing in the subwoofer I can't track down, what do I do?"

    "You should break up, he's totally cheating on you."

  • If you think those ducks were a pain, you should have gone across to your other neighbor's house where they just had teeny tiny clay discs flying around.

  • Aren't the "good" Christians required to "believe in the darkness of hell" so they are afraid of it and don't do things which make them end up there?