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  • Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]

    Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]

    Roland the Farter: [Farts]

    King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]

    King Henry II: It's free real estate.

  • Want to feel old? Duke Nukem 3D came out closer to the collapse of the Ptolemaic Dynasty than to the present day.

  • Jar

    Jump
  • Yes, when I realised I had a moment of sudden, uncomfortable shock. I had to pause the movie I was watching, which was about shark attacks.

  • Jar

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  • I was going to comment but I remembered I left the door slightly open.

  • Damn, you beat me to it.

  • Hey. Heyhey. Heyheyhey. Have you ever noticed that your warships have giant barcodes on them? It's so that when they return to port they can scan the navy in.

  • What about soup?

  • FFS, someone always had to bring up politics.

  • FWIW the EU's eCall system doesn't actually require a GSM module in the car; it's enough to use a phone connected to the Bluetooth handsfree kit.. That said, since most manufacturers already have the module for data-harvesting anyway it's kind of moot.

  • Maybe! I dont know if the boat's name is supposed to be pronounced "Pen-eh-lope" or if it is - literally - "Pen-el-oh-pee but said like ant-eh-lope".

    Utter mindfuck.

  • I saw a boat the other day called Penelope (but said like 'antelope').

  • In Germany Schuko is deemed non-optimal, but acceptable, for up to 800W.

    In the UK our everyday plug is rated for 13A - nearly 3KW. The plug on my phone charger is the same as the one on my tumble dryer and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bag thing.

  • Also, st can fuck off. Just in general. It's harder to write than it's constituent letters.

  • Honestly I'm loving my FP5. I liked my previous two handsets, but between locked bootloaders and lack of support after a few years they weren't much use to me. I'm looking forward to a another eight years or so with this one, though.

  • WINE is WINE Is Not Emulation. It's right there in the name in the name.

  • Honestly, any comparison to Sam Vimes is a compliment. Unless it's the alcoholism.

  • I pooted.