Riskable @ riskable @programming.dev

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More like: Mining the private data of Chinese citizens.

Great: More high fructose corn syrup as a substitute in everything 🤷

Poison is medicine if the dose is right. How do they not know this‽

Oh wait: They celebrate idiocy and anti-intellectualism! Ignorance is their status quo!

So what they're saying is that Canada can win this fight if they've got good aim and a minimal arsenal of tools at their disposal. Got it.

If anyone needs proof that conservatives are so befuddled by reality they'll just make shit up to fit a convenient narrative this story is it. They're blaming a living transgendered pilot for a helicopter/plane crash that had no survivors.

This story is definitive proof that the reason why Donald Trump won the election is because many Americans are so fucking unbelievably stupid they can't tell the difference between a living person and a pile of ash and debris. They'll believe fucking anything if it fits the narrative in their head or it's said by their sacred, worshipped authority figure.

Hah! The presidency sure does provide a lot of power but he's about to find out just where that ends. If 800,000 workers go on strike he and his cronies won't be able to exist in their rich person bubbles.

The runways will be closed. The borders won't let them in or out. Public transport everywhere will stop functioning. The banks will be forced to stop letting them send money due to laws regarding transaction reporting that go through Federal union employees (I mean, I guess they could try to live their rich person lives with nothing but transactions under $10,000 🤷).

Just about everything going on in the US from a logistics and economic perspective relies on the work of Federal union employees. They don't even need to go on strike (which would technically be illegal but if Trump doesn't need to follow the law why should federal employees‽). They could just reduce everything to a crawl and it would have the same effect.

It's a 5.25" slot cover, duh! You've got three of them.

(Plus a hard drive with a vent, a 3.5-to-5.25" floppy adapter/bay drive, and a 5.25" floppy drive)

Endless suffering. Which, surprisingly, is what conservatives want.

(Just not for themselves... It's just so hard to make policies that only target the people they hate! Why must reality be so unlike their fantasies of how the world works‽)

Nope. I'm good 👍

Should've gone with 4321, the year the last of the homo sapiens died.

(Yes, there's some debate over whether or not the corpse of the full dive hermit indicates a death after 4321 but the expert intelligences with the largest databases on the subject all agreed it would be best to leave it at 4321 because of its religious significance to the AI multiverse culture thanks in no small part to the sacred text of the prophet, Paul Auster)

I have a "My Creations" directory for things I make. Then there's a "Toys and Games" directory and a "Household Stuff" directory.

Then there's the giant fucking mess for everything else 🤣

Prioritize funding for places with higher birth rates, you say? So... Communities with loads of immigrants. Got it.

Hmmm... For a sustainable alternative press some very fine paper pulp into a cracker-like shape, let it dry, then shove it into your mouth.

As an alternative you could just take a bite out of a cereal box, making sure that the inside-the-box side of the cardboard is what hits your tongue first 👍

Canada will probably just cut off the pipelines into the US and partner with Europe to get all that oil shipped there.

It's probably termites! Their nests tend to grow a mold that causes allergic reactions in lots of people. Exactly the sort of thing that would make you itchy.

...or you could just slice off a thin piece of styrofoam and shove it into your mouth. Same taste and texture!

Are you sure they were actual Jeez-Its and not just styrofoam?

I've already stocked up on maple syrup 👍

Of course, I was stocked up before Trump got elected but still...

I really want to see Stable Diffusion/Flux benchmarks.

It's time to preorder Trump's guide to being a good conservative: "Everything bad that happens is the fault of the people I hate"