riplin @ riplin @lemm.ee

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Can you name any atheist protests?

Give me one example.

Probably not, no.

Except you don’t see atheists throwing a tantrum. So not like atheism at all.

You really don’t want to ignore an order from a judge. And blocking websites is trivial.

Governments don’t ask. They order. And it happens on a regular basis.

Me too, but I didn’t stare at the sun. Turns out I need new glasses.

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Lost Prophets. Lead singer fucked babies.

The spines on a buffalo are a lot thicker and shorter. Any muscle attached to the spines of a spinosaurus would snap them in half.

I hope he goes to nestle.

And then you fix the bug, test and it and it still doesn’t work and it turns out you weren’t even calling the function in the first place. I’ve had that happen several times.

Clickbait is always the norm. Some websites now use normal headlines but then they…