rebelsimile @ rebelsimile @sh.itjust.works

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oh yeah, you’re the voice of the common clay or whatever. just shut up. It’s so infantilizing and patronizing.

that’s a grand stand you’ve put together. bravo.

I don’t care about winning people so disconnected that living through 4 years of horror didn’t convince them that 4 more years of horror wouldn’t be horrible.

Are you talking about 5 year olds? Otherwise I’m pretty sure everyone we’re talking about was on the planet during Trump’s last term.

Please keep in mind Jack Dorsey is just some guy who’s had the same shit idea twice.

yeah, it is not newsworthy when CBP does their normal, admittedly rather annoying job

I think the left should take musk at his word here actually. Take the W. Keep calling this stupid Nazi shitstain fraud exactly what he is.

Trump: “Does this guy know how to read a defense folks”

Nobody wanted Trudeau, that much is true, but I think Poilievre mistook that to mean that people wanted him, that is not as true.

oh come on, the best jokes are the ones that are either patiently explained, or where you’re informed it’s a joke in advance.

Good thing AI can’t fail.

but what does that mean for the future of my made-in-russia imported glavprodukts? I don’t know what I’ll do without them

Check the notes.

I like how you copied someone else’s actual original work to make your own (imo lesser, but to each his own) version of it but called the original creator’s work “slop”.

We are primates, and when we put all the martial arts together (MMA) it turns into a match of who can get on top of and neutralize their opponent. A bear doesn’t have any way of attacking a primate if the primate can get to its back. As a human, we wouldn’t have the dexterity or strength to get around, cling onto a bear and choke it out, but a bear-sized gorilla probably could and once it does that it’s neutralized every mode of attack the bear has except writhing around and pushing it into other objects.

I don’t know, but they’re physically capable of it. I once had an anthropology professor who demonstrated the difference between simian-like arms and quadruped-like arms, and the major part of it was noting that you’ve never seen a cat spread their arms out like the Vetrivian Man (they can’t). In the evaluation of ape vs. bear combat I don’t want to discount the capability of the ape to grasp, latch on or choke.

I could see a gorilla choking a bear out though, the bear isn’t going to be able to strangle the gorilla from behind.

Yes and no, because I think a thing fiction can’t do is repeat itself, so they must find interesting new angles in which they could reflect possible futures. The very much most likely future of whatever the thing is becoming an ad-laden, buggy, infinite-money ponzi scheme until it’s abandoned 3-72 months after its release and thrown into a landfill isn’t that interesting to see episode after episode.

So is “not really being all that funny”.

the joke was understood in line 2. Sarcasm not detected in line 1.

You’re going to earn “world’s fucking stupidest people who’ve ever existed” pretty soon, be patient. Give your boy another week.