Mythical creatures
Like no other
I've ridden with worse
I always do do
When your life is so boring you don’t have anything to confess
Anyone know the current goats to shrooms exchange?
Always walk on the sunny side
I get her vibe
Unexpected promotion
When you roll in at 4:00 a.m. but you have a presentation at 9:00
They are the undisputed culinary source of truth
I'm just an animal lover
The rumbling vibrations can be…embarrassingly dangerous
At least I'll be better conditioned for hell
What a lucky dude. Where do I get one?
It’s out of the bag now
Filing divorce papers as we speak
My problem is I think I'm a hummingbird, but I'm probably more woodpecker
Orange heroin addiction cannot wait
The naughty list is about to get ridiculously big
