Highest medical professionals per capita. Unfortunately.
40% off on Prime day
Ummm, who's gonna break the news to homie?
And that’s going on the wish list
Gotta be at least a 27 incher
Wow that aging reversal is amazing
When that’s your thing
Ignore the destination, enjoy the journey.
Can also provide reference letter from Mrs. C
How many consecutive days at #3 do I need to do a hard reset?
This is only humor in 48 states
I'm doing the best I can
Do you have proof?
Never apologize for taking time for the things you truly enjoy
Someone should invent a way to convert night time farting to keep it inflated
My winning percentage has been steadily declining
Waive inspection and I’ll knock off 100k
Hope this comes in a medium
When your gf is traditional but you identify more Willie Wonka
Education at its very finest