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You might want to hose it off when you are done

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  • Preparing for bris?

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  • Yeah, but he's owning the libs or what ever the fuck that means.

    • Should try again tomorrow

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  • I'm usually the Debbie Downer (SNL) that silences the room by bringing doom and gloom or causing everyone a existential crisis.

    It's fun

    • Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus?

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  • Kinda.

    Original plot was that a guy goes nuts and makes kebab out of kindergarten kids with his scifi insta-grill machete. It was a slasher movie.

    Then the studio thought they went too far and forced them to make some political drama around it.

    Then it was too boring, so studio ordered them to Tom Clancy it up, so they added some manly stuff.

    After that the original slasher stuff didn't quite fit, so they just cut it off. Spielberg was allowed to keep his name in the movie anyway.

    End result was a hodgepodge that didn't make sense. Just stuff glued together with shallow, non-believable character motivations.

    • Anyone?

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  • I did, till I started using soaps without SLS compounds.

    • Anyone?

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  • Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.

    • Unfair is what it is

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  • Yes. All of them should stop. It would solve everything.

    • What's it like to have a low IQ?

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  • Too highbrow, gtfo smarty smart man.

    • US will stop tracking the costs of extreme weather fueled by climate change

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  • ...while being evil.

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  • I'm guessing you are doing social interaction wrong.

    You are supposed to talk about them, matters they bring up or have interest in. Social interaction is mostly a circlejeck where people talk about themselves and matters of their interests by proxy, without talking about themselves or matters of their interests.

    Transfer of information has nothing to do with it.

    • History Channel

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  • It's funny how extreme left and extreme right end up in very similar end result. Corrupt elite controlling the flow of information, wealth and industry while purging the undesired.

    • History Channel

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  • Yes, and ISIS brobably calls themselves islamists, but I wouldn't wanna define islam by those fuckwits.

    Bolsheviks were the taleban of marxism.

    • History Channel

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  • Well there's Marxism, Leninism and whatever monsterous fuck that was circling in Stalins noggin.

    • History Channel

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  • Well, US could use a little Karl. Things have been getting ridiculous for a while now.

    • France and EU to incentivise US-based scientists to come to Europe

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  • Fins are quite fluent in English. You'll do fine learning Finnish as you go.

    • France and EU to incentivise US-based scientists to come to Europe

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  • downloaded an app recently to start learning Finnish.

    Et ole menossa siitä, missä aita on matalin.

    • Trump says he is not considering running for third term

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  • He's gonna try to cling in to this one indefinitely.

    • Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel

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  • Just do jumping jacks till you're dry.

    You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.

    • Shitty or awesome?

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  • It's a sign of genius if it's both.

    • What has helped your social anxiety the most?

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  • Not being social.

    I realized in my 40's that my parents were wrong. You don't actually have to be social butterfly to be happy.

    I'm missing the need for social interaction. World didn't end. I'm completely happy without it and there are plenty of jobs that don't extensively need it.

    So liberating. No amount of therapy really helped on the inside. It was all just pretending.