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  • Well done, with ketchup. Just like his hamberders.

  • "Pol Pot, amirite? That li'l ragamuffin, huh? Such a character."

  • I know someone who's gonna be really disappointed.

  • Srsly, when you go this mfing hard, you put a salami wherever the hell you want.

  • Omfg Merlin was the bommmmmb.

  • I actually know this dude. His name is Bradley Cunningham. He lived a couple streets over and was my brother's age when they were like 10 (I was 13). He was a whiny little bastard, but of course I went to hang out at his house because they had a pool and every NES game you could ever want to play. He was always 1st player and on the NES Max controller; everyone else had to take turns with each other, either on his janky classic controller or the NES Advantage (which, despite being great for arcade games, was obnoxious with most other games).

    Bradley would always insist on getting his way. If he wasn't winning or didn't get to use the exact pool noodle he wanted to use like right when he wanted to use it, he'd cry out "DADD-EH!!!", because he knew his dad would ask us kindly to go home because he was a shit parent who didn't want to deal with the headache of putting out kid fires and oh wait that's not Bradley Cunningham, sure looks like him though.

  • That's the one. There was a Wild West game as well.

  • Roses rule

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  • No doubt

  • Him: Hey, when you're out camping, do you enjoy it when you wake up in the morning and water vapor condensers on your lenses?

    Me: DEW EYE?!?

  • Facebook up, hit the lawyer, delete gym.

  • Twitter

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  • Maybe he should buy Alphabet and rename their search engine.

    He'd probably do it because of his hatred for "aLphABeT PeOpLE!" like his own kid. That fucking prick. If he were on fire, I'd piss on him, but not at the base of the flames.

  • Polyamory is very cool for people who are wired for it. A whole lot of people aren't, and that's okay. And some people could be wired for it, but they have a whole lot of self-work to do before they'll practice it well.

    It works for me because I know that I never again want to presume any semblance of control or authority over any partner's absolute right to seek out joy and fulfillment by forming however many ethical and consensual relationships they wish, of whatever style they wish, with whomever they wish, for as long as they wish, and I insist upon the same right for myself.

    Jealousy is just not an emotion I experience. Envy, yes...envy being wanting what someone else has. When I see a partner of mine having a particular dynamic with another partner that I want to have with them, I feel envy. But not jealousy, which is not wanting someone else to have something of yours. That is, I don't feel anxiety about their other partner "stealing them away from me." Anything lacking between me and a partner has nothing to do with anyone else not in our relationship; if I feel something is missing between us or want things to be a certain way, it is incumbent upon me to speak up, and vice versa. Outside of our relationship, I cheer my partners on in their other connections because love is fucking amazing, man!

  • I dunno, man, she wouldn't have much of a crowd to perform to since malls these days are pretty much dead. I'm at a local mall right now (getting a kiosk phone case), but there doesn't seem to be anyone around.

  • I consider it to have been a bad move.

  • I edited my response to show the math behind it. And well played with the astronomy fun, didn't even notice it. I am a math teacher with autism IRL, so I hyperfixated on the numbers!

  • It's a Friday. Because all that matters in any date with a year greater than four digits is the last four digits, and July 26, 2024 is today, and today is a Friday. 😊

    But, if I didn't know July 26, 2024 were a Friday...

    Step 1)

    Starting numbers:

    • Century is a multiple of 400: 2
    • Century is 100 more than multiple of 400: 0
    • Century is 200 more than multiple of 400: 5
    • Century is 300 more than a multiple of 400: 3

    2024 is in the century of the 2000s. 2000 is a perfect multiple of 400, so the starting number there is 2.

    Step 2) 24 is a multiple of 12, specifically 12 x 2. Thus we add 2.

    Step 3) 24 is a perfect multiple of 12 with zero years in excess, so we can add 0.

    Step 4) There are no leap years in the 0 extra years beyond the closest multiple of 24, so we can add another 0.

    Step 5) The Doomsday for July is 7/11. July 26th is 15 days after July 11th. 15 mod 7 is 1, so we add 1.

    Step 6) 2 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 1 = 5

    Step 7)

    • 0 = Sunday (Noneday)
    • 1 = Monday (Oneday)
    • 2 = Tuesday (Twoday)
    • 3 = Wednesday (Threesday)
    • 4 = Thursday (Thorsday Foursday)
    • 5 = Friday (Fiveday)
    • 6 = Saturday (Sixaday)

    Our total was 5, so the date July 26th, 2024 (or any year with the last four digits 2024) is a Friday.

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  • I never yuck anyone else's yum. But I personally just want a burger with a side of fries, hold the religiosity.

  • Price guarantee. However, if we do raise our price...

    The ending to that sentence is always moot. You guarantee it. End of. If you don't follow through on that guarantee, you are a liar.

    ...if we do raise our price, you can cancel the service with no penalties.

    Mfer, you are gonna be the one paying penalties, see your ass in court.

  • charged with mischief

    That little ragamuffin...such a ne'er-do-well.