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  • Enough. At first I was like, "Yeah, I love Alphaville!" However, upon further reflection, it occurred to me that I had confused Alphaville with two separate Austin-based bands, Alpha Rev and Storyville.

    I'd did check out that album and sure...

  • "Is the woke in the room with us right now?"

    "Point on this dolly where the woke hurt you."

  • If you are paying for a subscription and get full access to the progression system, then stuff starts becoming available reasonably quickly. Within a year or so, I was a capable ABC miner as part of a crew in a wormhole system, making enough ISK each month to pay for my monthly subscription through PLEX and have half of it left over.

  • Eve Online is the finest, most intricate MMO ever created, and I absolutely hate it.

  • It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation?

    Peter Gibbons, Office Space, 1999

  • Plush - Stone Temple Pilots. I kill with that one.

  • This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn't happen to have a camera in my car at the time.

  • No one believes me, but I swear one time the store's lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.

  • Awesome. They specifically mentioned what it would be in European units for their understanding. They weren't talking to you directly.

  • Well, it's not supposed to burst into flames upon hitting a tree, for a start.

  • He shopped out his lips.

  • Meowing is very common among cats. Go look up videos on YouTube where people attach GoPros to their outdoor cats and see them interact with other cats in the neighborhood.

  • This is the only reason I still teach teenagers after 17 years, and I will not expound further.

  • And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.

  • Straight dating online is like trying to find drinkable water in a crisis situation; women are stranded in the ocean, and men are stranded in the desert.

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  • "Arizona toddler...died"

    Brian Regan once equipped that he had taken a speed-reading course. "Since then, I can read 2000 words per minute. But...my comprehension's plummeted."

  • I only date women who do exactly what they want to do and not what society says they should do. As it happens, they generally don't wear makeup every day.