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quinkin @ quinkin @lemmy.world
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It's always there

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  • Final panel is a lactose monster delivering a roundhouse kick to the gut.

    • When the rule

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  • Timothy Oxyphant?

    • This is a robbery

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  • Hey! There's been a robbery

    She stole my heart and guacamole

    • Solve a puzzle for me

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  • The scorpion stabs the cabbage and says it's in my bag of grain.

    • ZLUDA Has Been Seeing New Activity For CUDA On AMD GPUs

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  • And to the surprise of no one the timeline was ZLUDA releases, a week later CUDA forbids translation layers in its EULA.

    • Do you like olives?

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  • I wasn't ready for your second last sentence, almost spat my lunch out.

    • To what do blind people jerk off?

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  • Never had sex in the dark?

    • Random Community not random and fails every other try

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  • Today's random number: 5

    • My first grade report card from 1982

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  • Teacher preparing to write report cards: Gets out the "Could work harder" stamp and a large glass of red wine.

    • Linux Kernel 6.9 Officially Released, This Is What's New - 9to5Linux

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  • ni.ce

    • I am a sinner

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  • Finally finish acceptance testing, get the changes deployed to production, wrap up the documentation. Job well done.

    Bing. Email from vendor "we are entirely changing our API, it's now push instead of pull".

    • 3D-Printed USB Dead Man Switch (Prototype Demo)

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  • To prevent Ulbricht from encrypting or deleting files on the laptop he was using to run the site as he was arrested, two agents pretended to be quarreling lovers. When they had sufficiently distracted him,[34] according to Joshuah Bearman of Wired, they quickly moved in to arrest him while a third agent grabbed the laptop and handed it to agent Thomas Kiernan.[35] Kiernan then inserted a flash drive into one of the laptop's USB ports, with software that copied key files.[34]

    Wow you weren't kidding.

    • Blaps

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  • Blaps McGee

    • What looks easy peasy lemon squeezy but is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult?

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  • Putting the lid on to finish sunny side up works even without adding water. If you don't have a lid for your pan a piece of baking paper over the top of the pan works.

    • Which programming languages do you know?

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  • Too many.

    • Can a damaged hard drive slow down a computer?

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  • Is the hard drive failing and constantly blocking reads and writes? Maybe, check the SMART data.

    Is the cooler full of hair/fur/dust and clocking the CPU down? Maybe, look at the thermals etc.

    If you don't diagnose issues you are just guessing and potentially wasting money replacing parts that are fine.

    • Added Bugs to Keep my job

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  • Fix for vendor lies.

    • Kerbal Space Program 2 Is Getting Review-Bombed After Take-Two Shut Down Its Developer

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  • All I wanted was Kerbal with multiplayer. I tried the community mod for it in ksp1 and it was ok but pretty jank.

    • where's my fur coat smh

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  • I mean, I know a couple of guys that aren't that far off this.

    • Is there a "canvas" of the universe? Do we even know? Would a canvas follow the same laws as the paint?

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  • The universe is an imbalance of humors within the aether.