changing the value of a second is not really feasible nowadays, so instead i would propose to just remove minutes and hours, and use seconds, hectoseconds and kiloseconds
You still can wear those shirts.
While you might get weird looks, you will also get admiration for your drip.
You just have to get one somehow, but i doubt that there are no such shirts available anywhere. If nothing else, from a pirate or vampire costume.
nope, that is probably window manager specific, i'm using i3, but any keyboard shortcuts get disabled when a window grabs the pointer
anyway, i found a solution and updated my post
im only lurking without an account from time to time