Then you should be upset with Jordan for pretending to be "on the spectrum". *EDIT TO ADD: Conan is mocking Jordan's stilted, self-protective camera persona.
He's not abusing an autist. Jordan plays in to it as much as Conan plays in to being mean. Listen to Jordan on Inside Conan. It's entertainment. Jeremy Clarkson doesn't try to fix everything with a hammer; Steve Martin and Martin Short aren't in jealous competition with each other; Gordon Ramsey doesn't SHUT IT DOWN!
He cancelled a Norm MacDonald appearance on his show for saying that he put Rosanne Barr and Louie C.K. in touch because of their shared experience. Like, a therapy thing. Jimmy claimed that a female his staff cried and locked herself in an office b/c of that. At least we know what room it was and what they were really crying about.
They totally won't use this to perv on girls sunning themselves on their private property. They have already been busted multiple times perving on girls walking in midtown but they would never do anything like that again and again and again.
That maintenance guy is an idiot. I worked maintenance for years and you never enter someone's home without ringing or knocking and waiting for a reply (even if they say the home will be empty). When you do unlock the door you open it slowly while calling out, "Hello! Maintnance!" I'd say 30% of the time someoine was there when I was assured the property would be empty. Kid skipping school, home sick and forgot our appoinment, etc.
You're a bum. How dare you. You take money for nothing. You should let him live there for free. No one should own anything. I hate tipping. Fuck cars. I think that about covers it. :)
Fucking coward.