The problem is that recycling is a highly inefficient process, propped up by lying ass oil barons who couldn't give a shit about the planet, and care only about profits.
And it's also likely going into the same landfill. We need to go back to the drawing board regarding plastic and waste.
You and others who hold this idea fail to understand a certain facet of society: there are those around you who want you around, and are willing to care for you, even with your infirmities.
Hilarious, if true.