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Meta makes $1 million donation to Trump’s inauguration

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  • Kissing the ring. Victory offering from one of the people that made it happen

    • Finally, a credible Perun video

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  • All of the details on the bottom are in Polish. Makes sense.

    • Oops (it's not low effort because I mixed two templates together)

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  • Why pay money for SAA gear when the Ukrainians handed over trophy captures for years now. They got a Pantsir and a bunch of EW gear

    • Working remotely

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  • Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

    Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

    Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

    Private Eightball: No sh*t. At least ten times a day.

    Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy f***er starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division

    • Lime Wire Wr(ule)apped

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  • And like 80% of one album but you don't realize it was 80% until years later.

    Also WinAmp really whips the laama's ass

    • NYPD releases unmasked photo of smiling suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

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  • Don't know nothing man

    • Insurance agent making a last stand in downtown NYC, after being cornered by policyholders (2026)

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  • First shots been fired. Fort Sumter moment.

    • You will live to see horrors beyond your comprulehension

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  • This is why there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

    • Never gonna give you up 🏹

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  • Red China is long gone mon ami. Communism with Chinese Characteristics loves the rich, but only if you're aligned to the correct clique.

    • Child seeing fish for the first time

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  • Why is a baby in mossy oak camo?

    • One day I will

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  • Any Pynchon really. Or David Foster Wallace

    • One day I will

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  • It's dryyyyyy

    • Fifa ignores own report into Qatar World Cup over workers’ compensation

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  • The only compensation FIFA cares about is FIFAs compensation. And all reports suggest it is good.

    • "That's how you do a 3-day SMO"

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  • He's not even a real Colonel, the only reason he got promoted is because he knows the 11 secret herbs and spices. Up or out my black ass.

    • Get the door! BREACH BREACH BREACH

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  • Look at me: I'm the pizza maker now

    • Trump ally claims Ukraine able to make US wealthy

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  • I remember seeing NYT articles saying the same about the mountains of Afghanistan.

    A consensus shaping activity? Lindsey Graham says what he's expected to say

    • It never fucking ends, no matter how blatantly it's pointed out

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  • At this point their values are basically hyperreality and goading the population back to serfdom

    • Repealing no-fault divorce has so far stalled across the US. Some worry that'll change under Trump.

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  • All I can think of is like every other country song from 1940-1970, where it's about a woman killing her husband, or escaping her husband, or how her husband died mysteriously.

    • Two-thirds of Americans think Trump tariffs will lead to higher prices, poll says

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  • ITT 1/3 of Americans are fucking morons

    • Collapse of Earth's main ocean water circulation system is already happening

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  • The alien visitors to this planet will sort through the ruins of its extinct species and will be told to buy more things. By computers still running, still marketing.

    They will shrug their shoulders and wonder what that means, and if it helped the inhabitants.