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pruwyben
pruwyben @ pruwybn @discuss.tchncs.de
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Can I still use this salt?

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  • Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"

    The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."

    "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

    The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."

    • What is an easy instrument to learn?

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  • I've heard it said that anyone can play guitar.

    • What are your favourite moments in videogames?

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  • This was my experience too, except after dying at the boss I got a Steam refund. Just too frustrating.

    • Over 1 million new users and over 600 new servers added in one month across the fediverse.

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  • Thanks!

    • Over 1 million new users and over 600 new servers added in one month across the fediverse.

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  • Interesting, the other numbers all match the graphs, but that one is wrong.

    I would report it to them but it seems like you need a github account to do that.

    • Kids these days wouldn't understand

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  • Time for the mammoth hunt, dudes!

    • How many people don't realize you can't just weed wack creeping Charlie?. (A weed) you have to spray to kill it. If you wack it, it will spread exponentially. It's invasive as hell.

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  • I know this sub is lenient about the open-ended question rule, but this isn't even a real question.

    • Murdered

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  • reductio ad mortem

    • Gruntflip rule

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  • Where were you when Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk?

    • It's been a year since I joined the Fediverse

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  • June 11 here too lol

    • Glad I was too dumb to finish college...

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  • And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

    Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

    • Is this like the lemmy version of askreddit?

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  • Yeah, I guess some people think it's more of an Ask Jeeves than an Ask Reddit. Might be better if it was just called "open-ended questions"or something like that.

    • We wish you a merry notification bell

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  • And of course there's Oh the Urbanity's "Don't forget to bike and subscribe!"

    • Former President Trump is found guilty in historic New York criminal case

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  • To save anyone wondering a click:

    New York Judge Juan Merchan set sentencing for July 11.

    • Out shopping, found this:

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  • If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

    • 5 Feep Deet

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  • I'm fourpeen and this is deet

    • What song insinuates itself into all your playlists and why do you think it's there?

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  • I think it's a perfectly fine use of 'insinuates'.

    • Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

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  • exclamation points but for quiet

    • Laws of Robotics

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  • But if you're starting from zeroth it would be the fourth.

    • Self-balancing commuter pods ride old railway lines on demand

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  • Looking forward to the Adam Something video about this.