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propter_hog [any, any] @ propter_hog @hexbear.net
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Caption this.

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  • Needs more jpg

    • Leaves have evolved at least twice 🤔

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  • Nice

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • It's the maga hat

    • You are in good hands

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  • Imagine being the person whose job it is to clean this thing afterward. "Capitalist innovation" my ass.

    • Just push to prod

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  • Pouring one out for you now as a way of securing good karma

    • Idea: A button on your phone app that plays a generic "number doesn't exist" recording to confuse spam callers

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  • You could record it and set it as your voicemail message, and just tell your contacts that it's legit.

    • Just push to prod

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  • Do it, wus, you know you want to. Forget the tests, they always fail anyway.

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • The Alzheimer's took the consent circuit

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • Edd

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • Shake would be ok, but he'd laser eye the Russians and that would be bad since it would lead to ww3. Meatwad is the best answer.

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.

    I mean, I understand what they meant in the movie, but the logistics are weird.

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • That's who we have now

    • Repent, ye clownish sinner

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  • Grass master

    • Do you talk in your sleep?

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  • I do, but my partner does a lot and when they do they do so humorously. I've thought about starting a Tumblr just to record our conversations.

    • if vibe coders built houses

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  • Doors with too many doorknobs (none of which work to open the door)

    • JavaScript

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  • Yep, I believe you're right

    • JavaScript

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  • 'a' + +

    This part is the same as writing 'a'++ and that returns "NaN" (short for "not a number") since you can't increment a character, but this return type is a string, so the interpreter just concatenates it with the other letters: baNaNa. Then that string is converted to lower case to give the final result, "banana".

    • JavaScript

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  • Precisely. This exact situation from the comic would happen in Java, too, except it complains when you subtract an int from a string. JavaScript was merely designed to minimize errors (since a web browser takes the place of the compiler, and random strangers visiting your site shouldn't get interpretation errors) so instead of throwing up it just does its best at interpreting what you meant.

    • if vibe coders built houses

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  • Put a garage on the roof pointing sideways

    • Get to it

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  • "Your network is your net worth" ain't that the truth, I have no network