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Hiiiiiii!

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  • "hey guys look what I taught this idiot to do"

    • There are some countries named after cheese though.

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  • Maytag Blue has a pretty good ring to it.

    • Help me out here

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  • morbidly sexy

    • All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree

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  • Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

    • If you don't work IT, retail, or food service what do you do for work?

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  • If you like history, Dan Carlin does one called Hardcore History. Most of them are fairly long but he's a pretty dynamic speaker so it doesn't tend to drag on.

    • If you don't work IT, retail, or food service what do you do for work?

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  • I do not envy you guys. Thanks for all the cheese though.

    • If you don't work IT, retail, or food service what do you do for work?

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  • What do you grow?

    • If you don't work IT, retail, or food service what do you do for work?

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  • I salute you, future turdherder.

    • What is your favorite kid friendly book made just for traumatizing children?

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  • I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

    • The Hyperloop might be a good idea maybe a 100 years from now

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  • I've heard this.

    • Is everything the worst?

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  • Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn't lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I've seen enough shit.

    • Joey Chestnut Barred From Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Due to Vegan Sponsor Beef

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  • Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

    • Charleston bridge closed as out-of-control ship powers through harbor

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  • Raise hell praise DEI

    • This three-sided pole on an airport tram

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  • We weren't going to say anything out of politeness but now that you said it I'm comfortable telling we call her money bags because in the right light the dollar sign tattoos on her ass makes it look like she just robbed a bank.

    • Be neighborly

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  • I live 2 towns over and I'm staying 2 towns over from that nutter.

    • Be neighborly

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  • There's a lady that pops up on mine because she replies to anyone's post within 20 miles with unhelpful and unsolicited advice. I call her Peggy Hill.

    • What's the most alarming experience you've had with a stranger?

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  • Is 2 hours later another time? I could use some crackhead lore building.

    • What's the most alarming experience you've had with a stranger?

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  • I've done that. Even though to myself "who put this apple here?" as I sat down in the passenger seat.

    • What's the most alarming experience you've had with a stranger?

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  • I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just...got in. I asked "can I help you?" and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.

    • What is cake day called on Lemmy?

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  • Soufflémmy