problematicPanther @ problematicPanther @lemmy.world

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Every time I have a problem, I just throw a Molotov cocktail and then boom, I have a different problem

Maybe you don't....

no, not Le Mans, Lemons. it's completely different.

I feel like drunk racing should be a sport. I mean, we have 24 hours of lemons, why not drunk racing too?

Coersion. For example, "if you don't have sex with me right now, we're breaking up/I'm divorcing you/I'm going to ruin your life by doing xyz." And when you say no, she'll threaten to call the cops on you for some made up bullshit, but they'll believe her over you because she's the woman and you're the man.

Also, you don't have to be erect to have someone force you into performing sex acts. She could force you to perform oral on her, she could grope you, she could even penetrate you.

But if this happens to you, fight back.

Thank you for reminding me of my nightmare fuel.

I thought it was about the dogs painted to look like tigers in the zoo, for example.

I'd say you should steep them for up to a year, that way you get all the taste.

i mean, if you consider tea to be leaves soaked in water until the flavor comes out, then clogged up gutter water is tea.

i actually thought that there was a 7 year old gang member on his tv. is blood a new slang for beef or something?

I only set mine to prime numbers. Fite me.

high functioning sociopath.

The navy has its own air force and it's better than the actual air force

Ah, got it, thanks

The meme is how you would pay for a ride, if you were hitch hiking. You can pay for gas, give the driver some weed (grass) or fuck him (ass)

I didn't see anything that would match on pussy there though

my doggo is an old scent hound. He's mostly deaf and can't see very well, but that snoot of his is in full operation whenever we go for a walk. He has to smell every single thing. and if it's something he likes, he'll bark at the smell.

Ew

They're even better than they sound. I buy them at my local asian supermarket.

So that settles it. I have to get one now before they enshittify the new models.