prettybunnys @ prettybunnys @sh.itjust.works

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My son id 15 and ngl im excited for the day he moves out BUT only from a “kid launches” perspective.

If homie finds his legs and still lives at home until he finds a partner thats cool.

If he never finds his legs … fuck.

This is exactly why the world needs TikTok.

lmaooooooo

A water meter is like 1.02 metric yards

You think we’re a bunch of weirods?

I’m 99% sure Cookie Monster hunts cookies like a crocodile in many episodes too

NGL I’m shocked they weren’t doing this already, I seem to recall it being mentioned some android devices did this already when iOS added it last year(?)

At least some of the more security oriented ones?

This sounds like SELinux … just with less understanding.

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My son shouting THATS ANAKINS LIGHT SABER when Luke faced Kylo was one of my favorites.

Or get a reel mower and call it a day

He turned his life around though!

He became a running back

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The best way to find someone in a crowd is to use the dead fish.

Put your arm up, and flop your hand down like a dead fish dangling off your wrist.

If the person trying to find you can’t find the dead fish …. Start swinging the”dead fish” and it will draw attention.

Concert and Music Festival tested.

Is this an android thing?

My mom was like “you gotta be fucking kidding me” lol

My copy of teenage mutant ninja turtles tournament fighters for the NES was 50 bucks in 1994.

That’s a $50 price tag for a “previous generation” console.

… yes

This shit should be titled “it’s just a phase”

Your joke is funnier than the OP.

My dude you ought to steal this and add it to the chart and repost as your own.

Everyone has a plumbus