portuga @ portuga @lemmy.world

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You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it went over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

That’s marriage material. Also she must be an absolute beast at zenga

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

All bodies are beautiful

Also fuck you

Well I don’t know if you’re trying to provoke me or something, but confusing portuguese and spanish is a big no no around the iberian peninsula

This is the way

Now I understand the US system

Test post please ignore

Same here, nothing to worry about

Yeah but look at it go… almost in a straight line

I’m Portuguese and I’ve seen that abomination here. I’m sorry, I thought it was contained. Now, have you guys heard about chocolate pizza for dessert?