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  • Programmers are sensitive enough. All you have to do is raise your voice slightly, and they'll think you're yelling. You could probably make one cry just by saying their patch isn't good, without having to resort to aggressive language.*

    I don't know the whole history, but this seems highly unnecessary, and typical Linus. Didn't he resolve to be better a few years ago?

    Ah found it.

    *Source: am programmur

  • Hm I wonder if this counts as praxis

  • Catch me going out in that burnt mustard death whip babeee 😎

    But seriously, it's natural burial AKA "green burial" for me.

  • Affogato what it's called, but I believe the Italians know of a way to salvage this.

  • The proposal also includes $6 billion in aid for Ukraine.
    [...]
    “Well look, Russia invaded Ukraine and I think if they are allowed to get way with that and the United States does not support Ukraine it will simply embolden Russian imperialism and create a never ending crisis in Europe,” Sanders says.

    He does not appear to be against their aid too, no.

    Source, and again. Not American, but this Sanders guy seems alright.

  • I know some Java folks, but my sampling is biased because I meet them where I work - places that predominantly use the younger languages. Actually, I happen to know that the MoH in particular (and probably lots of other institutions) wrap their COBOL/JCL in a lot of Java, so that most devs never need to dive into the "real backend" if they want to just stay at the Java level.

    Java people seem like family people. But from what I've observed, their job doesn't seem any different. You can work in javascript, or python, and still insist on clocking out at 16, 1700. But I only work at startups or seat of your pants kinds of places, so I know about what I hear. 🤷

  • That one homemade pizza I made once.

    Like I don't even think I proofed the boules, but it was like chewy and crispy, with the perfect black peaks coming out of the oven.

  • Avocado toast on sourdough with a crispy fried egg on top.

  • You wouldn't use towels as greebling 😲

  • are we just posting fuckable mouths today?

  • No chance in hell I am clicking that no way no way noway

  • That's curious because I find I rewatch more movies than ever before, since it's so easy to find them, and I already know whether I like them or not.

  • Hey thank you for commenting on this. It lets me do a tiny lil soapboxing here for just one second hehe:

    I wish people did it more often, but I do find the fedi in general good for accessibility (Mastodon community seems especially good at captioning).

    I don't want to shame anyone, but I have been trying to cook up a series of memes to encourage this community (and others) to alt up their images.

  • Yupppp. I have a bit of a story to ties in to this.

    I had some Salesforce experience, and when my last job heard about that I became the go to "SF person." It was like a millstone around my neck the whole time. I couldn't get any of the work I'd signed up for done because of all this SF stuff. It occupied so much of my time, and I got so good at it, that I started looking for jobs in that field, even though I hated it...

    Anyway, when I got laid off I figured clean slate and scrubbed everything I didn't like out of my linkedin/resume. It's great. The people at my current job don't even know that I have this experience. I see them in the Slack congratulating each other for migrating their CSM over to the SF "Lightning Experience" when I single-handedly managed that task at my last job.

    I just nod and smile.

  • wow you've really been focused on upgrading your skills and taking all of those udemy courses really shows you dedication to continued employment at planetfuckers ltd

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