platysalty @ platysalty @kbin.social

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Oh great. We're on the news for all the wrong reasons again.

It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.

I guess this is the natural end state of having "talk to animals" as a spell.

Good bot

Man, I want to be a cat in my next life.

What other creature can just rock up, act like they own the place, and have people reward them for it?

That's why you set your password to something funny so you remember.

My password was a dick joke for the longest time

It's one of those things you look at and go "eh, fair enough"

"I'm not brave enough for politics."

Immediately makes a hot take.

"I am barely keeping it together, but good thing nobody noticed"

The funniest part is that the first VTuber pretended to be an AI.

I would legit line up at the cinema for this. And I don't like going to the cinema.

You guys have trash cans?

To be fair, adult landmines are extremely dangerous to children. It's only sensible to have child versions so they don't hurt themselves

is pretty much as terrible as it can get

I believe in the power of human ingenuity.

Some dropoff after initial hype is normal. Now we just continue as usual until reddit pisses people off again.

Brb gonna go insult my boss on twitter

Does anyone actually think those Funko Pops are worth anything besides whatever aesthetic value you put on them?

Don't worry too much, Kojima will make a game about it eventually.

This what happens when you don't brief the designer properly

Imagine getting on a flight and the first thing the pilot does is try his very best to assure you that everything is all good.