pivot_root @ pivot_root @lemmy.world

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I'll get it back another way.

Aye, matey.

I see two new thin-skinned executive orders coming:

1. United States flags can't be manufactured in a way that makes it possible for them to be flown upside-down.
2. Flying the United States flag upside-down is a criminal offense.

For a minute there, I thought I was looking at an AI-generated photo of The Mask. Dude really needs to stop spray tanning with soylent green.

my favorite are 3rd person rpg with exploration as an important element in learning about the lore/story

Not PC exclusive, but if you haven't played Baldur's Gate 3 yet, it might be something you would enjoy. It's literally Dungeons & Dragons, and it's not going to guide you through every little piece of content. You can miss something on one playthrough and discover it completely by chance on your next one.

Of the special variety?

Ah, 2026. The first year of the war on Canadian oil terror.

That's assuming they're still employed at the time of writing your comment.

UNIDENTIFIED! they have no fucking clue who they even ARE?!

And there's a good chance they won't. Three dead, but no CEO was harmed. There won't be a nationwide manhunt, and the police won't do anything beyond the bare minimum that is required.

He'll be SLaMmeD in that strongly worded letter, they'll pat themselves on the back for a job well done, then run another candidate without a primary.

It's still the Chromium browser. Same problems, but now at the mercy of two corporations that are looking to turn a profit.

Ministry of TruthSocial*

It's a toss-up between him and President Musk.

Musk also threatened changes to X’s Community Notes after fact-checkers refuted his claims.

The only part of this that surprises me is that it didn't happen sooner. Musk is so thin-skinned that he's indistinguishable from an anatomical model of a human.

The Children:

It won't be States, that's for sure.

Oligarchs have their money tied up in property, investments, and hidden from the taxman in foreign banks. Destroying the stock market would hurt them a bit, but destroying banks? The way they see it, only poor people have their money in a savings account.

Nahhhhhhhh.

He didn't go after USAID for probing how money given to Starlink was spent and how their terminals ended up in the hands of Russia, he did it because they were inefficient.

He didn't go after the FAA for making SpaceX follow regulations when launching massive, combustible hunks of metal above cities, he did it because they were inefficient.

He didn't go after the SEC for investigating his shady business dealings and market manipulation, he went after them because they were oh so horribly inefficient.

He didn't go after the FDA for putting up safety guardrails that affect Neuralink's human experimentation technological progress, it was because they were pure inefficiency.

He didn't go after the NTSB because they impeded Tesla and the cyber meat cleaver, but because they were InEffICiEnT.

I'm suuuuuure it's just another case of inefficiency. /s

The Public: We want proof of inefficiency.

Elon: We have proof of inefficiency at home.

Proof at home: Elon posting a conspiracy theory on Twitter under an alt account and then vaguely confirming the theory under his main account.

It's already not transparent. DOGE is immune to freedom of information requests because of how they restructured it.