Skip Navigation

User banner
ancap shark
Posts
2
Comments
191
Joined
2 yr. ago

  • A good criminal is a dumb one

  • I hadn't see the foot before you pointed it out

  • His dick got leaked, that's the news... Reminds me of

    Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

  • Let's go India

  • I always think of this. Whenever you talk about the present, it's already the past, because it passed while you were thinking about it.

    There's no way to think about the present, only near past and near future.

  • I'll do all of these in a span of 10 minutes

  • Me for a moment: "this checks out, I don't get the joke"

  • Cursed be the moment I learned the English language

  • Hmmmmmmm pixels

  • If you can afford not working, yeah. That wasn't a reality for me or most people I know. Luckily I'm in a career that doesn't value a major that much, so I dropped out after finding a decent job

  • For me, school was a shithole that I was glad it was over, those were not the good years. Things are not perfect, but they have gotten radically better ever since.

    The only thing about school that was good is that I made a few very good friends. Those are probably going to be life long friendships.

  • My cheap Honda Start goes brrrrrr

  • I literally can't imagine how cold it is. Like, I've never felt such cold, I can't relate how bad it is.

    It's 36°C here

  • What the fuck

  • This is nice. I've played a lot of TR2 in my childhood (it was my dad's, it was already old when I used to play) and I was very bad at it

    I didn't like the textures a lot tho. It lost a bit of its charm

  • I've seen professionals doing that correctly live. I don't know how it's done, but it's not like that

  • That's literally Brazil right now. So fucking hot

  • I don't need to adhere to the FOSS philosophy in the extreme to be allowed to use Linux