This is the exact reason I don't fuck with fast food anymore. Fuck a $13 fast food meal, I expect to pay one digit of dollars for a large combo, with tax, or I expect to be personally edged by the franchise owner while I eat my meal.
It's a failed state where the tinpot dictator who runs it is also a gangster who runs rackets out of all national industries. That's the only kind of state that Communism has ever produced, so you might as well call it that.
"Well why don't you order some of that Cantina chicken crap? Look, we're not taking it off the menu. A Group VP's mistress came up with it. Do you have any idea how much money we have tied up in this?! I have a gun."
Making shit up with conviction doesn't make it true, which I know is probably a hard sell considering it's the basis of your performative imitation of sincere belief. You can stop following me around and replying to everything I say now. I'll dismiss you if that helps.
Fun fact: if you're not actively against neofascists, you are with them, and everything you say to justify sitting at their table should and will be considered insincere vaporing. It really blows that other people are going to suffer when you get what's coming to you. I feel bad for them. I better not hear so much as a sigh out of you, since you're getting what you wanted, what you knew would happen, and what you chose.
The lengths people will go to avoid using a HTPC with a wireless keyboard and mouse never fail to amaze me