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phorq @ phorq @lemmy.ml
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Last day of the year... How are you going though this night?

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  • Either way, I'm using "platypus" for emphasis from now on. There's something satisfying about it.

    • Well I'm glad to see they have irony in stock

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  • "Maybe Christmas" doesn't come from a store, but "Merry Christmas" does, take that Dr. Suess!

    • That is the correct answer

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  • I'd just rip off the "thanks" part and wait...

    • Can you beat the record?

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  • Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.

    • What was the last original movie you saw and how did you watch it?

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  • In theaters? Speak No Evil. In general I watched Lars and the Real Girl like a week ago.

    • Meme.

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  • Nah, my comments are all pretty dumb. OP's logic checks out.

    • Elon Musk Rehires Entire Supercharger Team After Halting Development by Firing Them - Glass Almanac

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  • I'd ask for the salary from the time I was unemployed up front and a contract that guarantees my job on a yearly basis. Elon would never admit to caving to demands, but his yes-men in hiring would never tell him anyway.

    • real rule

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  • Unless it's the Kool-Aid man's blood...

    • What if...

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  • I'm guessing because it was more of a 70s hippy idea: free sharing of love, drugs and cryptographic keys

    • stick me this

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  • You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

    • Home is the most dangerous place for women, says global femicide report

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    • They just don't get me 😫

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  • -- Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge

    Nerdfighteria sites their sources.

    • It's a cruel system

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  • Bruh, I'm not one for office drama, but I would recommend keeping records of that if no-one else knows he's doing that to you.

    • This world is cruel…

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  • My Duolingo addiction is finally validated! I knew it wasn't just a weird fetish for culo de búho!

    • Trump said to lift all military restrictions on Israel on 1st day in office according to reports

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  • It's fine, the internet will internet. Unless someone tells me what I've done wrong, I'm just gonna assume one downvote gave it the initial velocity for more downvotes. Trying to understand it beyond that will make you go crazy.

    • horrorule

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  • Spaghetti makes the most beautiful swirls.

    • Trump said to lift all military restrictions on Israel on 1st day in office according to reports

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  • Bruh, I'm just here for the memes. But I can start commenting on political stuff more to even out my instance's biases if that would help. Honestly haven't paid much attention to which trolls were from where, but I'll take your word for it...

    • What do you think the age demographic on Lemmy is?

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  • Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

    • I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen.

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  • I knew I should've talked to HR when I was told to "load her up" by my boss!

    • This is how much sugar you are [possibly] eating.

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  • Yeah, you've probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.