phorq @ phorq @lemmy.ml

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That would require Microsoft admitting they come in second.

"Your credit card on file declined on our most recent attempted rebill, please update your payment info... or we're not friends anymore!"

I know a drumstick when I see one, didn't realize KFC made them this large though...

You would, dumb-ass...

Why? Did we do something I don't know about? I'm never invited when we do anything good...

It's okay buddy, you'll get over that lisp!

As a querty user, I know most of my speed typing comes down to muscle memory, but dvorak is a more sensible layout from what I've heard. The problem with dvorak is that most people, including myself, are too used to the old layout to want to momentarily slow down and learn something that would be faster in the long run. So I'm never gonna fault someone for either choice, but... Switching back and forth is some psycho the-voices-moaned-me-to-do-it shit.

You could up your moans-per-minute if you switched your username to dvorak.

That's just because the shutter speed is matching up exactly with the flapping of its wings, like a metal hummingbird.

Okay, but make sure you pronounce it correctly. It sounds like that utensil you would use for soup...

I've only got normal ears, unless you're talking about what I do with q-tips...

Miley Stewart DOS during the day, Hannah Montana Linux at night.

Thank you, I appreciate your hard work whoever you are

Pay no attention to the man behind the keyboard...
https://youtu.be/_v3rzkYwe3s?si=WWxpJ7TK2vOuns38

I don't believe that's really your condo...

Treat others the way you would like to be treated, unless you're a masochist...

I put my pet mouse on my trackpad. It freed up my right hand for typing, but now my cursor keeps wandering.

Or need crops pollinated for free.

And a new American measuring system is born! Horse-Intestines!